Rank That Sh*t
About
A live pay-to-rank board. You pick a spot. You pay for it. The board never closes. Rank is only as permanent as the last bid.
Rules
- List from $1. Highest standing total sits first. A tie goes to whoever listed first.
- To take a rank, beat that lot by at least a dollar. If you already have a listing, you only pay the difference.
- One payment cannot exceed the current #1 plus $25. Nobody buys the whole board in one swing.
- Today ranks what you spent in the last 24 hours. The same payment counts on both boards.
- A .lol domain can take a free spot on the left or right rail. First come. That is not a paid rank — the board in the middle still costs a dollar.
- No refunds. You buy a rank on this board, not a backlink, not a listing Google counts.
No accounts
Ownership lives in this browser. There is no email, no login. Clear storage and you cannot take the listing down. The product stays on the board until someone else outbids it — or until that browser removes it.
Links
Outbound links are nofollow. Paying for rank here does not buy a link Google counts. Clicks are tallied so you can see if the spot was worth it. List a site or an X profile — @handle is enough.
Payment
Card checkout runs through Stripe. Rank updates when the payment clears — even if you close the tab. No refunds. You buy a spot on this board. You do not buy SEO.